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8/5/05

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Rank: Portal Security
Blams: 248
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Exp. Rank #: 21,830
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Flash Reviews: 47
Music Reviews: 3
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Score: 10
Exodus Tyson Punched Out

"never too soon"

date: May 29, 2009

man, I could see this video coming from a mile away, props

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Score: 7
Chrono Trigger: The Quest

"not bad..."

date: November 6, 2008

I'd suggest something more then a simple "stick fight battle" give this series a story and you might have something grander.

oh, and you reminded me, Chrono Trigger DS is coming on November 25th

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Score: 0
Random Hantai 5

"I write this review with intellect"

submission: Random Hantai 5
date: November 6, 2008

alright, when you make some random picture montage, that's fine. but when you do it on newgrounds, and use false advertising to get people to watch it (hentai) you are seriously asking to get destroyed by the masses (most people that have a functioning brain.) Newgrounds was made to give people a chance to make aa series that people would enjoy (Bowser's Kingdom, Legendary Frog creations, Retarded Animal Babies,) stuff like this usually gets blammed in a matter of minutes. to be fair, you're very lucky this hasn't seen the hard end of the BLAM hammer yet. if you really want to make a good series, go pick up a few books on editing Flash study them, and come back with something awesome, savvy?

November 6, 2008

Author's Response:

You have no sense of humor...

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Score: 8
Dane Cook - Burger King

"speaking as someone who worked there"

date: September 3, 2008

that was a well done rendition of that skit, however, it could have been a little more in sync. it was slightly off around the last half of it.

still, I give it a high score, keep on keeping on

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Score: 10
Cock Joke?

"the best part of waking up is this flash in your.."

submission: Cock Joke?
date: August 25, 2008

cup. seriously, it was well written, props

August 25, 2008

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im glad you like the wrighting

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Score: 10
Dirty Girl

"great game"

submission: Dirty Girl
date: August 13, 2008

to make a game that's less about sexy and more about bathing. it's a great game with a better concept, not to mention getting a bonus at the end. 10/10

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Score: 10
Spanish hentai quiz 1

"more, and maybe more languages?"

date: August 1, 2008

this makes me wanna learn... or I'm just a dirty bastard, in any case, 10/10!

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Score: 10
Bowser's Kingdom: Eps 8

"if there were a high rating then 10..."

date: January 17, 2008

brilliant guys, this one had everything almost, ghostbusters included.... ^_^ please keep going, you're only a small step from the big ending

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Score: 10
Bowser's Kingdom: Eps 7

"artwork at it's finest"

date: November 24, 2007

just starting with the wii commercial joke was great, but the whole games were funny, my favorite parts had to be the lighting of the torch and adding Petey to the mix... great job guys, I can't wait for #8!

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Score: 10
Bowser's Kingdom: Eps 6

"by far one of the best Mario Series in years"

date: October 26, 2007

at least this one takes away from mario's spotlight, and focuses on the minor *the very very minor* enemies of the game, with "RUCKY CANDY, IT TREAT ALL" and Donkey Kong, and all the clones of Christopher Walken...I mean the shy guys.... please oh please, keep this series going, we need more Mario Sprite Flashes like this

one thing I wouls like to add though, a lot of people do know about Mario RPG, and would actually get the references, just a heads up

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